Little Red Hen

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  Idea to help Utopian Reformist..... Benefit album!

  by Nosferatu in

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  many of us here have been touched by mario's (utopian reformist) situation.

  his life has taken an incredible spin and has thrown him into some pretty tough situations.. if you haven't read the situation, here's the thread:.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/8/80403/1.ashx.

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  Little Red Hen

  I got a buddy who is professional, would be happy to donate his song. Sounds great with a delta blues slide guitar.

  Father John's Stomp

  Woke up Sunday mornin' with whiskey in my throat
  grabbed my daddy's bible, and put on my coat
  And I wend out preachin', talkin' stuff that I don't know.
  I can quote you all the verses, in between the curses I throw.

  Go out to tell the sinners that they got to believe
  They headed for damnation if they try to decieve;
  but it was just last night I was takin' all their money away...
  when I got up to leave there was an ace up my sleeve to stay.

  Alone in the evenin's through the alley I roam
  past the places where the people lay snug in their homes
  and I truly do pray Daisy May to be somewhere in sight.
  She won't see me starin' at what she aint wearin' tonight.

  You folks is just too lazy to make up your own song,
  I tell you not to sin and then I sin all night long;
  then you make your donations for my abominations to grow.
  I live on your need to reap the wicked seed tht I sow.

  I hide behind religion as a way to survive.
  Moses and moonshine gonna keep me alive
  and you know who I am as I cast a shadow on this land.
  I'm a bible thumpin' man, with a whiskey bottle in my hand.
  Yes, I'm a bible thumpin' man, with a whiskey bottle in my hand.
  I'm a bible thumpin' man, with a whiskey bottle in my hand.

  copywrite Melia/Wichert 2000 US Pau 567-346
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  How many times do you say 'Jehovah's Witnesses' in your head?

  by Joker10 in

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  okay how many times do you think of them during the day (and night)?

  how much time does this thought consume you?

  this should be interesting

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  Little Red Hen

  More than once. Way too damn many times.
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  Gumbys Daily Text for the Day

  by gumby in

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  hello my brothers and sisters.

  may god be with you this fine and lovely day.

  i wanted to share something close to my heart this day and i've chosen genesis 4:14. this text shows the danger of being cast off by god if you disobey him and really get him mad.

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  Little Red Hen

  Dave,

  ROFLMAO!!!
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  Gumbys Daily Text for the Day

  by gumby in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  hello my brothers and sisters.

  may god be with you this fine and lovely day.

  i wanted to share something close to my heart this day and i've chosen genesis 4:14. this text shows the danger of being cast off by god if you disobey him and really get him mad.

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  Little Red Hen

  I have always been told that Abel was the first witness. Do you suppose Cain just got sick of his witness crap and offed him?
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  Diets, exercise and misery

  by Mulan in

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  well, it's getting near to the time that i determined to begin a weight loss program again.

  (after the holidays).

  i am really sick of diets, and hate the idea of it all, but i have to do something.

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  Little Red Hen

  I needed an exercise that would get me moving, and yet be gentle on my joints. Believe it or not, hula hooping is a great exercise! Gets me moving, is great for the lower back, and it has given me curves I never thought I would have.

  The Walmart variety do not work, even as a kid I could not make them go. Some upscale health clubs are starting to advertize them, but I made my own. Go to a hardware store and get 12 or 13 foot of 3/4 or 1 inch black underground sprinkler hose, and a connector. Hook the ends together, and voila! To make the hoop slip proof, I wrapped some cloth tape around it.

  It does take a bit of practice to make it fly, but that is the fun! It is so goofy, that one can't help but smile while learning. Music makes it fun, too. Just be careful the first week. You will have sore obliques, and paunch. After a few weeks or so, you will see a change! Also, your back will be more flexible.

  Here is a good intro site that talks bout hooping - http://hooping.org
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  Disturbing Circuit Ass. Prog - Be Ready to Obey Organizational Direction

  by truthseeker in

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  song no.73 and announcements

  song no.34 and prayer

  song no.158 and prayer

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  Little Red Hen

  ?we should obey every direction that the faithful slave gives us, because Jehovah is using them.

  ...All the better for the FDS to use you. This is a stick up.
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  I Love It When The Words Are Wrong..

  by Englishman in

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  my old boss was forever going on about us being careful "not to set any presidents".. hl's friend's ex-hubby needs some surgery on his knee to have "his cartridge removed".

  she's signed an affy-david as part of the divorce process.

  meanwhile he spends his time in night clubs watching the cadbury.. jenny, the pub's landlady, took the quiz a couple of weeks back and questioned us about "far from the maddening crowd".

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  Little Red Hen

  And don't forget the ever popular 'prostrate' cancer or 'axe' as in axe yer ma if you can go to the show.
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  I Love It When The Words Are Wrong..

  by Englishman in

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  2. friends

  my old boss was forever going on about us being careful "not to set any presidents".. hl's friend's ex-hubby needs some surgery on his knee to have "his cartridge removed".

  she's signed an affy-david as part of the divorce process.

  meanwhile he spends his time in night clubs watching the cadbury.. jenny, the pub's landlady, took the quiz a couple of weeks back and questioned us about "far from the maddening crowd".

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  Little Red Hen

  Thanks to my mom, I can laugh about 'public' hair!
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  Were You A Pain In The Ass To The Elders??

  by minimus in

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  some people are pretty easy going.

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  Little Red Hen

  Not intentionally at first, and not to elders at the hall. I married into a family with several elders as brother in laws. We used to have family dinners once a week. Brother Super-fine would always leave a room I entered. After a while, it became a game to me, let's see how quickly Bro. SF can pick up his plate, cup, etc. and vacate the room. My personal best was moving him thru 4 rooms. Extra points if he had one of his kids to move too. I was an unbaptized publisher at the time.
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  How did your congregation react when you moved out on your own?

  by truthseeker in

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  i left home at the age of 21 - the time was right and i needed my space and independence.. a few witnesses had their own opinionsabout my move.

  there were some old timers that said the only reason you should leave home is because you're married.

  some traditionalists think you should stay home with your parents until you're married, as moving out on your own makes you selfish and too independent.. how did your congregation react when they heard you were moving out?

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  Little Red Hen

  My Rooster lived with his momma till we married at 26.